Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.

Pewpewpew

Pewpewpew

(Source: undeadlife, via dropdeadteresa)

(Source: fyeahzackmerrick, via chemicalkidsouthernconstellation)

$Shits cute as fuck. \( .__. )/ I wouldn’t dare eat it. :’c$

Shits cute as fuck. \( .__. )/ I wouldn’t dare eat it. :’c

jacoboverdose:

HAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING DYING.

HAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING DYING.

(Source: nameonthebackofmybelt)

(Source: msjeng, via comedydreams)

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

(Source: jack-sparrow, via comedydreams)

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