My tweet to Kendall Jenner got way much more attention than it deserved hahaha
No, no it did not, if anything it needs more.
there’s this one girl in my trig class who sneezes literally every day and i say bless you every single time and she never ever says thank you and i’m pretty sure i’m just going to emotionally break down because of it
OH MY GOD TODAY SHE SNEEZED AND I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING BUT ANOTHER GIRL SAID BLESS YOU AND SHE SAID THANK YOU I AM SO FUCKING DONE
That horrible feeling you get when you have a brain freeze
The two biggest fuckin liars on television.
Wang Yue calls the tree-hole paintings “meitu” which means “beautiful journey.” The paintings on the trees have brightened the city during the dull, grey winter.
HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!